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roltrader 5:19 Fri Oct 3
Potato Contraceptive
Doctors treating a woman for stomach pain were shocked to find a very unlikely cause for it - a potato inside her vagina.
The 22-year-old woman, from Colombia, was advised by her mother to use the technique to avoid becoming pregnant.
But by the time doctors discovered the potato, it had apparently germinated and grown roots inside her.

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Cheezey Bell-End 5:26 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
There's the answer to world hunger.

Noah 5:33 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Fallopian tubers!

defjam 5:33 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Maris Vagina!

Noah 5:34 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Put one up her arse. Hey presto Aris' Pipers!

Sxboy_66 5:37 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Perhaps she'd requested a garden womb?

Gavros 5:37 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
she was hoping the baby would come out Irish.

cholo 5:37 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
During the civil war in Peru between government forces and shining path terrorists, women used to insert potatoes in their vaginas to help avoid being raped.

True story.

roltrader 5:38 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
..slag was up for a roasting

defjam 5:41 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Noah 5:34 - Ag!

devonhammer 5:43 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
McCoy's new crisp flavour??

The Joker 5:44 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
It was never gonna work. Where does she think new baby potatoes come from?

penners28 5:45 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
CRISPS

Annony 5:46 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Must have the old for mash get smashed adverts there?

Noah 5:52 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
SPUDFLAPS!

Nurse Ratched 6:52 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Scary.

Bet that fritter up.

MrCrowmanSir 6:54 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
jacket potato?

Hammer and Pickle 6:55 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
Satan's spud?

Livingstone 7:06 Fri Oct 3
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She got the idea when her boyfriend said he would CHIP in for an IUD.

Nurse Ratched 7:30 Fri Oct 3
Re: Potato Contraceptive
...yeah but then she had to go and croquette up.

NewtonsPartyBag 7:31 Fri Oct 3
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Whats your favourite veg Nurse?

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